DM MEDIA

3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate h 1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein*nerd* 2-Dost: Musibat mein,>=) or 3-Girlfriend: Thand mein.; .=))

Aaj ka vichar- Life is never boring.... if you have a dirty mind...

Heart touching message: . . . . . . . . . Having a wife is part of living.. But having girlfriends along with wife is "Art of Living"

Ek Angrej Hindi Sikhne Ke Liye India Aaya.. 15 Din Yahi Raha, Finally Usne 2 Baate Sikhi:" 1. Shukar Hai, Light Aa Gayi.. . . . . . . 2. Iski Maa Ki....., Phir Chali Gayi...:p

Amazing love story of the year Girl: or mera kutta kesa hai......?? boy: mein theek kamini tu bol.......?? girl- mein b theek or zaleel kya ho rha hai Boy- kuch ni ullu ki pathi tu bata....?? girl- mein tujhse baat kar rahi hu na manhoos. Boy- acha kamini... girl- chal dafa ho kuttay boy-tu bi fut laye this is called true love =D =D

Height of FB :p A boy's fb status: I am online on fb during lecture... Haha haha. . Comment frm his prof: Get out of d class now. . Dean liked d comment ! . Frnd commented: Jaldi aa yaar cafe main fit Mahoul hai, . Gate Keeper's comment: Saab pehle idar aa ke apni bike lock kardain! . Mom commented: Nalayak class nahi padai nhi toh sabzi le ke seedha ghr waapis aa, . Dad commented: Deklo apnay betay ki harkatain, . GF commented: I hate u ! Mujhse kaha tha daadi hosptl main hain mil nai sakta. . Daadi commented: manhooouuusss tu ghar aa bataati hu tujhey. . Boy : Oh God!!!! Kill Me . :p

True and Awesome Lines... ) Har ladka pyar majak me suru karta hai Aur Ladki seriously.. . . . Par . . Baad mai ladka serious ho jata hai Aur Ladki pyar ka majak bana deti hai...:p

Guys ye padh lena apke exams me zaroor ayega... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Name Roll num.. Class Subject . . . Ab Thanx bolkar rulaoge kya.. :p

kya moh-maya hai!! Apna baccha roye to dil me dard hota he aur dusre ka roye to sir me.. Apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota he aur dusre ki roye to dil me

Khushi:" Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho.. . . . . . . Darr:" Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . Khauf:" Jab Dono Pregnant Ho . . . . . . . . . . Haadsa:" Pata Chale K, Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho.. :p

I am not scared of proposing a girl. . . . . But . . saala, agar wo maan gayi to kharcha kaun kare...

If BILL GATES stops his Business & starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day, . . He will need 735 Yrs to spend it.. But He is still working.. . . MORAL:" Pagal hai saala :p

Baba Ranchoddas said on neend: "Neend ke piche mat bhago, agar bhagna hain to padhai ke piche bhaago, neend jhak mar ke tumhare pichhe ayegi.... gn

After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!!!" :p :P

Pi hai sharab har gali ki dukaan se, Dosti si ho gayi hai sharab k naam se, Gujre hai hum kuch aise mukaam se , Ki jhaante sulag jaati hai mc mohabbat k naam se... :D

Before Drinking: "Bhai is baar tu pila de Paise nahi hai" :: :: :: :: After Drinking: "Arey jab tak tera bhai zinda hai khoob pi tu , Paise ki mat Soch :P

Wah Re Bottle! Janam hote hi doodh ki, School mein pani ki, College mein coke ki, Jawani mein beer ki, Dukh mein whishky, Liver fail to glucose ki, Operation hua to khun ki Mar gaye to ganga jal ki. Ek bar pakdo to zindagi bhar saath deti hai bottle ... !! :P

After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!!!" :p :P

Arz Kiya Hai Rok Do Mere Janaaze Ko; Ab Mujhme Jaan Aa Rahi Hai; . . . . . . . . Aage Se Thoda Right Le Lo, Kyonki Daru Ki Dukaan Aa Rahi Hai!

Pani ko daru bana dete, Daru ke tanker lagva dete, Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai.. Warna . . . Tajmahal ko "Beer bar" or Mumtaj ko "Bar girl" bana dete..!!

Teacher:खिड़की से बाहर क्या देख रहे हो Student:इंतजार कर रहा हूं Teacher:इंतजार !!? किसका Student:छुट्टी होने का

भारत रत्न के हक़दार वो लोग भी है जिनको अपने मोबाइल नंबर याद होते है फिर भी अपना महंगा मोबाइल जानबूझ के जेब से निकाल के नंबर बताएँगे।

उधारी के लाये पेसो पर सामान मिलना बन्द हो जाए तो देश से "इंजीनियर" कौम आधे दिन में गायब हो जाए !!

लोगों की नज़र में खुद का इमेज लेवल इतना घटिया सेट कर दो, कि जिस दिन थोड़ा कम घटिया काम करो, लोग वाह-वाह कह उठें।

टीचर:आपको सारी चीजे school से ही लेनी पडे़गी जैसे Books,uniform,shoes,socks,belt पिता:और शिक्षा टीचर:उसके लिये आप बाहर tuition लगा लेना

*शाम का वक्त हो और 'शराब' ना हो...! *इंसान का वक्त इतना भी 'खराब' ना हो...!

वो तो माल्या में थोड़ी गैरत थी जो विदेश भाग गया, कुछ बैंचों तो उधार वापस न कर रहे और माँगने पे बोलते है दे देंगे कोई भागे थोड़े जा रहे।