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1.दो शराबी रात के समय घर लौट रहे थे | एक ने अपने हाथ के टॉर्च का उजाला आकाश की और फेंककर कहा - यदि तू इस पगडंडी से ऊपर चढ जाए तो मैं तुझे तीन  हजार रुपये इनाम दूंगा
दूसरा हंसकर बोला - क्या तू मुझे बिलकुल पागल समझता हैं ? मैं आधी दूर चढूंगा , तभी तू बटन बन्द कर देगा

2.शराब के ठेके के पास मोबाइल की दुकान पर लिखा था
अगर आप अकेले पीने वाले हैं तो रिचार्ज करवा लीजिये। वरना अपनी बहादुरी के किस्से किसे सुनाएंगे।

3.मैंने कल सोचा कि शराब छोड़ दूँ, फिर याद आया.
नशे में निर्णय लेना ठीक नहीं।

4.देश में इतना भ्रष्टाचार फ़ैल रहा है, महँगाई भी दिन पे दिन बढ़ती जा रही और ऊपर से आतंकवादियों के ख़ौफ़ ने मुझे इतना डरा दिया कि…
मैं सीधा ठेके पर गया और एक क्वार्टर पिया, फिर लगा कि अब स्थिति सामान्य है।

5.एक शराबी सड़क के किनारे बहुत ज्यादा पीने के कारण लगभग बेसुध सा पड़ा हुआ था। तभी एक पुलिस वाले ने उसके पास जाकर पूछा, “आखिर इतनी ज्यादा पीने की क्या जरूरत थी?
शराबी: मजबूरी थी, पीने के अलावा और कोई चारा ही नहीं था।
पुलिस वाला: आखिर ऐसी क्या मजबूरी हो गई थी?
शराबी: बोतल का ढक्कन गुम हो गया था।

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