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1. टीचर संता की शिकायत करने उसके घर आया..

टीचर – संता तुम्हारे दादाजी कहाँ हैं ?

संता – सर, दादाजी तो 1 हफ्ते पहले चल बसे,

टीचर – क्या?? कैसे?

संता – हुआ तो कुछ नहीं था,
दादाजी योगा कर रहे थे , करते करते चले गए

टीचर – योगा करते-करते कैसे?

संता - बाबा रामदेव ने बोला था कि
सांस अंदर लो और जब मैं कहूँ तब छोड़ना..
तभी लाइट चली गई और
फिर 2 घंटे बाद लाइट आई, तब तक दादाजी चल बसे..

2. टीचर - बच्चों, कौन-कौन स्वर्ग जाएगा?
सारे बच्चों ने हाथ खड़ा कर दिया।
केवल एक छोटी सी लड़की ने नहीं किया...
टीचर - तुम स्वर्ग क्यो नहीं जाना चाहती ?
लड़की - माँ ने कहा था कि स्कूल खत्म होने के बाद
सीधा घर नहीं आई तो तेरे टांगे तोड़ दूंगी।

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