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Wife:
पूजा किया करो, बलाएं टल जाएगी

Husband:
तेरे बाप ने बहुत की होगी,
उसकी टल गयी, मेरे पल्ले पड़ गयी!!

पति: कहाँ गायब थी 4 घंटे से?

बीवी: मॉल में गयी थी, शॉपिंग करने.

पति: क्या क्या लिया?

बीवी: एक हेयर बैंड और 45 selfies.

Wife:
सुनो जी, आपके Birthday के लिए
इतने MAST कपड़े लिए हैं ….
कि बस पुछो ही मत ..!

Husband :
Love u Janu ,
लाओ दिखाओ …

Wife: हां, अभी पहन के आती हूं …

Husband : :-O ?$%& …. !!

मरीज – डॉ. साहब जोड़ों में दर्द रहता है क्या करूँ ?

डॉ. (मरीज को गले लगते हुए) – जोड़े तो भगवान बनाता है पगले इसमें हम डॉ. क्या कर सकते हैं?

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