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Boy - लडकियां ससुराल जाते समय.. रोती क्यों है ?

Girl - अगर तुझे कोई..
घर से दूर.. ले जाके
झाडू पौंछा कराये , झूठे बर्तन साफ कराये ,
तो.. तु क्या नाचेगा ??

पति और पत्नी में झगड़ा हो रहा था..

बीवी : काश मैं अपनी माँ की बात मान लेती और तुम से शादी ना करती

पति : क्या मतलब.. तुम्हारी माँ ने मुझ से शादी करने से माना किया था..?

बीवी : और नहीं तो क्या.....

पति : हे भगवान, मैं आज तक उस भली औरत को डायन समझता रहा.

*आज पप्पू ने हिम्मत करके एक*
*लड़की को प्रपोज़ किया* .

लड़की बोली 😜

*फ्रेन्डशिप* की
डेट तो निकल गई है..

अब तो सिर्फ़.

*राखी* के फॉर्म भरे
जा रहे हैं..


लड़की - आज मेरा बर्थडे है।
मेरा गिफ्ट कहां है?
.
लड़का - वहां देखो, सड़क पर लाल रंग की कार दिख रही है?
.
लड़की खुशी के मारे चिल्ला पड़ी.. :V
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लड़का - बस उसी रंग की नेलपॉलिश लाया हूं

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