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सिनेमा हाल में ब्लू फिल्म चल रही थी..


सबसे आगे की सीट पर एक सत्तर साल का बुढ्ढा बैठा था….


पिक्चर बहुत ही सेक्सी थी…


आधी पिक्चर में अचानक बुढ्ढा उठा और जोर-जोर से अपना हाथ पटकने लगा…..


लोग चिल्लाए :
“बैठ जा भोसडी के बुढ्ढे, क्यू अपनी मां चुदा रहा है???
.
बुढ्ढा बोला – चुप भैनचोदों, आज दस साल के बाद लण्ड खडा हुआ तो हाथ सुन्न हो गया !!!

NASA का राकेट ब्लास्ट हुआ:


जापान: टेक्नोलॉजी परीक्षण किये थे ?
Nasa: हाँ किये थे। हम क्या यहां चूतिये बैठे हैं?


रशिया: क्रिटिकल मास वॉल्यूम ठीक था ?
Nasa: हाँ ठीक था


ब्रिटेन: ऑपरेटिंग मोड सिस्टम चेक किया था ?
Nasa: अबे हाँ भोसड़ी के किया था। ऐसी गलती नासा नहीं करता।


भारत:  भैरू बाबा को नारियल चढाया…?


Nasa : नहीं।


भारत:   लंड यही तो माँ चुदी रॉकेट की !!!!!


*तृष्णा क्या है*


एक पोर्न फ़िल्म का डायरेक्टर ,,


L I G H T S


CAMERA


SOUND


चोद भेन की लौड़ी को ,,

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