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Ladki se sadhi karna hai

1. पुत्र - मां में भी तलाब में तैरना चाहता हुं ? मां - नहीं ! बेटा डूब जाओगे |

पुत्र - लेकिन पिताजी तो घंटे -भर से तालाब मे तैर रहें है |

मां - बेटा तुम्हारे पापा का बीमा हो चुका है |

2. एक आदमी एक लडकी से शादी करना चाहता था | उसने उसके पिता से कहा - मैं तुम्हारी लडकी के वजन के बराबर सोना दूगां |

लडकी के पिता ने कहा -मुझे कुछ समय दीजिए |

आदमी ने पूछा - सोचने के लिए ?

लडकी के पिता ने कहा - नहीं ! अपनी लडकी का वजन बढाने के लिए |

3. एक महिला ने अपनी सहेली से पूछा - बहन तुम चूडियां क्यों नहीं पहनतीं ?

सहेली ने बताया - रोज- रोज मेरा पति देर से आता है , और फिर झगडें में चूडियों का नुकसान होता है

4. एक आदमी एक गाड़ी के ऐक्सिडेंट का चश्मदीद गवाह था। उसे अदालत बुलाया गया। वकील और गवाह के बीच सवाल-जवाब का सिलसिला शुरू हुआ।

वकीलः क्या तुमने सच में ऐक्सिडेंट देखा?

गवाहः जी हां।

वकीलः जब ऐक्सिडेंट हुआ, तो तुम उस जगह से कितनी दूरी पर खड़े थे?

गवाहः 30 फुट और सवा 6 इंच।

वकीलः क्या तुम बता सकते हो कि तुम इस दूरी को इतनी प्रमाणिकता से कैसे कह सकते हो?

गवाहः क्योंकि जब ऐक्सिडेंट हुआ, तो मैंने उसी वक्त उस दूरी को इंच टेप से नाप लिया था। मैं जानता था कि कोर्ट में कोई बेवकूफ वकील इस प्रश्न को जरूर पूछेगा।

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